Showing posts with label Commies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Commies. Show all posts
Friday, May 23, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
In Case You Were Wondering...
China isn't quite a first world country yet no matter what their leaders would have you believe:
When we have major earthquakes in major metropolitan areas, our death tolls are rarely over 100. I'd say China is still closer to Iran's level of development.
Update The confirmed death toll is now nearly 4,000 with tens of thousands still buried. How terrifying. Hopefully they will show up the Burmese junta and allow aid workers into the country. I have to say I'm not very hopeful because as late as last night the government would only admit a few hundred casualties.
Rescuers struggled this morning to reach victims of the devastating earthquake that killed thousands of people in central China and trapped thousands more in the rubble of collapsed schools, factories, hospitals and homes.
Road, rail, air and phone links to the epicentre of the 7.8 magnitude shock were cut, hampering relief efforts and the flow of information on the scale of the catastrophe. Some Chinese troops were marching up to 100 miles through the night to reach affected areas.
When we have major earthquakes in major metropolitan areas, our death tolls are rarely over 100. I'd say China is still closer to Iran's level of development.
Update The confirmed death toll is now nearly 4,000 with tens of thousands still buried. How terrifying. Hopefully they will show up the Burmese junta and allow aid workers into the country. I have to say I'm not very hopeful because as late as last night the government would only admit a few hundred casualties.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
The Dire State of Liberal Education
I have a friend.
After serving a full term in the United States Marine Corps including service in Iraq, this friend returned to a local college and immediately ran for class president. He won. Putting aside the comical assertion by his opponent that a semester in the senate counted as 'more experience' than raising to the rank of Sergeant in the middle of a war, the voters of the college elected him by a solid majority as well as a dominant selection of his chosen senators.
The government was his. Just like that.
Yesterday he approached me about modifying the constitution of his college seeking my advice as to what changes should be made. I reviewed the document and found it, by and large, to be a boilerplate clone of the U.S. version. The only major deviance was a U.N. style requirement that a large number (though not majority) of the senate seats be held by individuals elected by "major status" organizations on campus. To be a "major status" organization, a club must get support from the student government and must, in its constitution, put forth goals that help the entirety of the student body.
Several of the organizations fall clearly into this category such as the student paper, the radio station, and the student activities committee. The rest of them are what can only be termed special interest, group politics style organizations which represent one or another 'victim' class on the campus.
One of the major things my friend wants to change about the Constitution is categorizing these "major status" special interest clubs into one group that only gets one voting senator automatically. He asked me what I would consider to be the best way to do this and I, to my shame, had to suggest he do no such thing.
I couldn't suggest he do it because I couldn't erase the image of the impending witch hunt. I couldn't find terms to explain to my friend who had just spent the last 6 years of his life as a member of the most meritocratic organization on the face of the earth that liberal arts colleges long ago ceased being engines of human improvement and were now massive liberal echo chambers.
I couldn't suggest he do it because I didn't want to be responsible for the impeachment proceedings in which he was called a racist or bigot because he believed that, while diversity was important, a group who's name creates a discriminatory atmosphere in any direction can't possibly benefit the 'entire student body.'
It is such unmitigated horseshit that a man who's had to defend his experience against a snot-nosed college kid would have to then be dragged over the coals b by these naive, sheltered, indoctrinated children.
It makes me wonder who would even want to pursue a liberal arts degree anymore. Seriously, what good is a sociology major in the real world. More precisely, what improvement over a High School degree does that person have?
I have no doubt that in nearly every case an individual who has served a term in the military is far more capable of handling a non-specialized job than someone that has completed a liberal arts degree. In reality, these men and women should simply be granted a bachelor's degree upon completing their tour. I surely would rather have the average PFC from the Marine Corps working with me than someone who majored in Women's Studies.
was all I heard of the conversation before I was out of reach and certainly more than I wanted to hear. I would say that they were just talking about something private but the tenor of their speech and body language made it clear that they were discussing a recently attended class.
There is no conceivable situation in any environment of higher learning in which that statement should be uttered.
Ever.
None.
It is a disgusting and offensive thought that not only do our tax dollars fund the operations of this institution but also give the students a $5,000,000 stipend to spend as they wish while teaching students about S&M and children (no, I seriously don't give a fuck what the context was).
What is funny is that he routinely asks me to come back to school to help him win these fights in student government and change the system. Sadly, I feel I lack the energy to do so. A daughter and two jobs takes a lot of juice out of my My only suggestion at this point is to use that money to help pay each student's tuition for the year. Five million would go a long way among a small student body such as theirs.
So really, am I right to wave him off of this dangerous course or has the dire state of liberal education bid us remember the words Don Juan's words before Lepanto:
After serving a full term in the United States Marine Corps including service in Iraq, this friend returned to a local college and immediately ran for class president. He won. Putting aside the comical assertion by his opponent that a semester in the senate counted as 'more experience' than raising to the rank of Sergeant in the middle of a war, the voters of the college elected him by a solid majority as well as a dominant selection of his chosen senators.
The government was his. Just like that.
Yesterday he approached me about modifying the constitution of his college seeking my advice as to what changes should be made. I reviewed the document and found it, by and large, to be a boilerplate clone of the U.S. version. The only major deviance was a U.N. style requirement that a large number (though not majority) of the senate seats be held by individuals elected by "major status" organizations on campus. To be a "major status" organization, a club must get support from the student government and must, in its constitution, put forth goals that help the entirety of the student body.
Several of the organizations fall clearly into this category such as the student paper, the radio station, and the student activities committee. The rest of them are what can only be termed special interest, group politics style organizations which represent one or another 'victim' class on the campus.
One of the major things my friend wants to change about the Constitution is categorizing these "major status" special interest clubs into one group that only gets one voting senator automatically. He asked me what I would consider to be the best way to do this and I, to my shame, had to suggest he do no such thing.
I couldn't suggest he do it because I couldn't erase the image of the impending witch hunt. I couldn't find terms to explain to my friend who had just spent the last 6 years of his life as a member of the most meritocratic organization on the face of the earth that liberal arts colleges long ago ceased being engines of human improvement and were now massive liberal echo chambers.
I couldn't suggest he do it because I didn't want to be responsible for the impeachment proceedings in which he was called a racist or bigot because he believed that, while diversity was important, a group who's name creates a discriminatory atmosphere in any direction can't possibly benefit the 'entire student body.'
It is such unmitigated horseshit that a man who's had to defend his experience against a snot-nosed college kid would have to then be dragged over the coals b by these naive, sheltered, indoctrinated children.
It makes me wonder who would even want to pursue a liberal arts degree anymore. Seriously, what good is a sociology major in the real world. More precisely, what improvement over a High School degree does that person have?
I have no doubt that in nearly every case an individual who has served a term in the military is far more capable of handling a non-specialized job than someone that has completed a liberal arts degree. In reality, these men and women should simply be granted a bachelor's degree upon completing their tour. I surely would rather have the average PFC from the Marine Corps working with me than someone who majored in Women's Studies.
I thought that his description of children was less an S&M thing than...
was all I heard of the conversation before I was out of reach and certainly more than I wanted to hear. I would say that they were just talking about something private but the tenor of their speech and body language made it clear that they were discussing a recently attended class.
There is no conceivable situation in any environment of higher learning in which that statement should be uttered.
Ever.
None.
It is a disgusting and offensive thought that not only do our tax dollars fund the operations of this institution but also give the students a $5,000,000 stipend to spend as they wish while teaching students about S&M and children (no, I seriously don't give a fuck what the context was).
What is funny is that he routinely asks me to come back to school to help him win these fights in student government and change the system. Sadly, I feel I lack the energy to do so. A daughter and two jobs takes a lot of juice out of my My only suggestion at this point is to use that money to help pay each student's tuition for the year. Five million would go a long way among a small student body such as theirs.
So really, am I right to wave him off of this dangerous course or has the dire state of liberal education bid us remember the words Don Juan's words before Lepanto:
Gentlemen, the time for counsel is past and the time for fighting has come.
Ask A Moron: Quieres Bailar, Puto?
Alice H. asks: Is it time to invade Venezuela yet?
While I am most decidedly an irresponsible chicken hawk warmonger, I'm of two minds on this one. On the one hand I can think of no greater thing than setting our boys loose for a little target practice in the lovely mountains of Venezuela. We could kick their asses, steal their oil and catapult Chavez into the ocean. It even seems that the State Department is slowly coming around to the idea:
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is not cooperating with U.S. anti-terror efforts and has "deepened Venezuelan relationships with state sponsors of terrorism Iran and Cuba," the annual report says.
The report notes Chavez's "ideological sympathy" for the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia and the Colombian-based National Liberation Army, which "regularly crossed into Venezuelan territory to rest and regroup."
While the report says it "remained unclear to what extent the Venezuelan government provided support to Colombian terrorist organizations," it notes that Venezuelan weapons stocks have turned up in the hands of Colombian terrorist organizations.
It also notes that Iran and Venezuela began weekly flights between their capitals, and the passengers were not subject to proper checks. Among the passengers was a suspect in the plot to bomb New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport.
"Venezuelan citizenship, identity, and travel documents remained easy to obtain, making Venezuela a potentially attractive way station for terrorists," the report says.
Sounds like a good reason to send the boys in and expose Venezuela's socialist dictator to the wonders of high-tech, capitalist weaponry. What could be better?
Well, my other mind can think of one thing. Fucking with them.
We all know that Venezuela is only a threat in the realm of international popularity because his newly acquired Soviet military wouldn't last 30 minutes against Colombia let alone one Carrier Battle Group. What I think would be a good idea is using the combined power of the United States military and espionage arms to play constant, humiliating practical jokes on Venezuela and especially Hugo "Por Que No Te Calles" Chavez.
We could send every cell phone in the country a video of Chavez making out with Castro produced by our very best video editors.
How about doing this to him every morning?
Then, afterwards, we could take over all the TV channels in Venezuela and broadcast non-stop sweaty man beach volleyball with lots of ass slapping and chest bumping. I will spare you the video on that one.
High value production of Two Latin American Dictators, 1 Cup?
Intercept all weapons shipments and replace them with dildos?
The sky is the limit, I'm pretty stupid today so I'm sure you guys can come up with something better.
Bottom line: Let's make fun, not war. But after the fun, let's make a bunch of war. Then make fun again.
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Ask a Moron: Carter's Terrorist Buddies
Old Iron asks: What identified terrorist group has Carter NOT met with?
Well, I consulted the State Departments list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations and I'll be damned if I didn't find a picture of Jimmy Carter getting surprise buttsecks with the leader of every fucking one of them. It looked like I needed to dig a little deeper because I always go the extra mile for a fellow moron.
After much searching in dark archives and catacombs, I found the one global terrorist organization Jimmy Carter seems to have no affiliation with: The United States Government.
I didn't think we were a terrorist state either and I'll admit, my source is dubious at best but he seemed very adamant about it:
I have it on good authority (his) that Douchey McCockwarmer takes it in the rear. NTTAWWT
Anyway, if I didn't count the United States, I'd never have been able to write this post and I can't have that. So, for the sake of this post, let's assume Douchey McCockwarmer is right and Amerikka is eveel.*
Now, I tend to follow the news a lot and it seems like Jimmeh Carter is almost constantly on good-will, peacey-hopey-changey missions abroad in which he fellates terrorists on, I assumed, behalf of the American people. But after doing some research on this topic, I am shocked, shocked to discover that Jimmy Carter has, all these years, been acting without any official sanction from the government whatsoever!
I know, I can hardly believe it myself.
Why, it's almost like that senile, half-a-tard should park his ass down on the nut farm and plow his own ass with a chainsaw instead of legitimizing baby-murdering zealots with taxpayer provided security. Almost.
*- Upon further review, Douchey McCockwarmer is a certified lunatic who gets his news from www.ieatmyownfeceswithaspork.com and should probably be ignored on any topic he happens to start yelling incoherently about. Furthermore, my research has completely exonerated the U.S. government and Israel of all possible accusations of terrorism. The real terrorists are, in fact, those douchebags in the Middle East and, to some extent, elsewhere that insist on butchering innocents to make political statements far above their mental weight class would allow.
In order to keep Ask A Moron a regular feature I need questions from you, my readers. Please put your questions, any question at all, in the comments.
Well, I consulted the State Departments list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations and I'll be damned if I didn't find a picture of Jimmy Carter getting surprise buttsecks with the leader of every fucking one of them. It looked like I needed to dig a little deeper because I always go the extra mile for a fellow moron.
After much searching in dark archives and catacombs, I found the one global terrorist organization Jimmy Carter seems to have no affiliation with: The United States Government.
I didn't think we were a terrorist state either and I'll admit, my source is dubious at best but he seemed very adamant about it:
I have it on good authority (his) that Douchey McCockwarmer takes it in the rear. NTTAWWT
Anyway, if I didn't count the United States, I'd never have been able to write this post and I can't have that. So, for the sake of this post, let's assume Douchey McCockwarmer is right and Amerikka is eveel.*
Now, I tend to follow the news a lot and it seems like Jimmeh Carter is almost constantly on good-will, peacey-hopey-changey missions abroad in which he fellates terrorists on, I assumed, behalf of the American people. But after doing some research on this topic, I am shocked, shocked to discover that Jimmy Carter has, all these years, been acting without any official sanction from the government whatsoever!
I know, I can hardly believe it myself.
Why, it's almost like that senile, half-a-tard should park his ass down on the nut farm and plow his own ass with a chainsaw instead of legitimizing baby-murdering zealots with taxpayer provided security. Almost.
*- Upon further review, Douchey McCockwarmer is a certified lunatic who gets his news from www.ieatmyownfeceswithaspork.com and should probably be ignored on any topic he happens to start yelling incoherently about. Furthermore, my research has completely exonerated the U.S. government and Israel of all possible accusations of terrorism. The real terrorists are, in fact, those douchebags in the Middle East and, to some extent, elsewhere that insist on butchering innocents to make political statements far above their mental weight class would allow.
In order to keep Ask A Moron a regular feature I need questions from you, my readers. Please put your questions, any question at all, in the comments.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Two-Bit Fucknugget Thinks He's Three-Bit FuckNugget
Oh no you don't you cockless shitstain:
Two things you little cocksucker.
One, it is about fucking time you realized there's only room for one enormous set of balls in this hemisphere so if you'd like your little raisins to see the sun you may want to relocate your socialist shithole somewhere more amenable like the Korean peninsula.
Second, I hope you and yourslaves citizens enjoy spending all that grocery money on high tech death toys only to get froggy one day and have the Righteous Yankee Fist of Doom come a-fuckin' on through. You'll be sitting there explaining how submarines are supposed to be underwater to people who live in the reality that they are filled with water. I'd say you'd feel stupid but if being an unapologetic commie doesn't get you there, I'm pretty sure being on the receiving end of the most one-sided war since the Wehrmacht kicked a puppy wont' do it either.
Next time you come to visit the United Nations we catapult your commie ass into the side of the building at close range.
Hell, we should sell tickets.
Ya, esta adentro, papi?
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez may sign a contract for four Russian diesel submarines on a visit to Moscow next month, the Kommersant daily has reported, citing unidentified officials.
Chavez has been invited to the May inauguration of Dmitry Medvedev as Russian president.
If he takes up the invitation, the Venezuelan leader may use the opportunity to sign a contract to buy four Kilo-class diesel submarines agreed to at the start of this year, the paper said.
Kommersant said the submarine contract, worth about $1 billion ($1.27 billion), had been set to be signed in February.
Venezuela is seeking a loan of about $800 million ($1.02 billion) from a Russian bank, probably from Russia's official debt agent, Vneshekonombank, for some of the arms purchases, the paper said, adding that the loan had yet to be agreed.
Officials at Venezuela's Moscow embassy were not immediately available for comment on the report. A spokesman for Russia's state arms exporter could not be reached for comment and the foreign ministry declined to comment.
The paper said Venezuela also wants to buy 12 Ilyushin Il-76 military transport aircraft while Russia is interested in selling Caracas its new generation Sukhoi Su-35 fighters, which are still being tested.
Two things you little cocksucker.
One, it is about fucking time you realized there's only room for one enormous set of balls in this hemisphere so if you'd like your little raisins to see the sun you may want to relocate your socialist shithole somewhere more amenable like the Korean peninsula.
Second, I hope you and your
Next time you come to visit the United Nations we catapult your commie ass into the side of the building at close range.
Hell, we should sell tickets.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Last Flight From Da Nang
In 1975, the last flights left Da Nang, dooming millions to torture, starvation, slavery and death. It would make me so proud as an American if we allowed a repeat performance in Baghdad.
Desperation is not nearly powerful enough of a word to describe what you are about to see. Un-fucking-believable.
(h/t: Fark)
Desperation is not nearly powerful enough of a word to describe what you are about to see. Un-fucking-believable.
(h/t: Fark)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Advances In Pie Defense
Michelle Obama can pry my piece of the pie from my cold dead fingers.
Update: I feel this picture is not properly attributed so here is the originator of the picture.
If you stop by here, stop by there. She's got some good stuff.
Update: I feel this picture is not properly attributed so here is the originator of the picture.
If you stop by here, stop by there. She's got some good stuff.
Jimmy Carter: Worst Ex-President Ever
After today's sexual healing with Hamas, I've decided it's time to take a photo-journey down memory lane to examine the egregious record set by our 39th President.
Meteors have shitty timing.
Put 'er there, pal!
Photographers were not invited to the imminent fellatio.
It's not just old-school dictators.
I honestly have nothing to say about this.
Can't forget this delightful moment when reality takes the old douchebag by surprise.
Can't forget this delightful moment when reality takes the old douchebag by surprise.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Dissent is Patriotic*
Sedition is not.
* - Not even close to all dissent is patriotic even if it, in some obscure way, seeks to 'better' the country. Only if it seeks to better a country that is already loved and good could it be considered patriotic. If you are practicing dissent from the Michelle Obama School of Backhanded Patriotism, your mileage may vary.
Enroll today! (Click for bigger view)
* - Not even close to all dissent is patriotic even if it, in some obscure way, seeks to 'better' the country. Only if it seeks to better a country that is already loved and good could it be considered patriotic. If you are practicing dissent from the Michelle Obama School of Backhanded Patriotism, your mileage may vary.
Friday, November 9, 2007
"Tear Down This Wall"
On this day in 1989, the Iron Curtain finally started to rust through.
I clearly remember sitting in a room with my family watching them, jaws on the ground, as those crazy Germans ripped at the wall. At nine years old, I clearly had no understanding of how important that moment was.
Well, since I remember it, maybe I did.
I clearly remember sitting in a room with my family watching them, jaws on the ground, as those crazy Germans ripped at the wall. At nine years old, I clearly had no understanding of how important that moment was.
Well, since I remember it, maybe I did.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Norks and Mullahs
If you're like me, sometimes you get nervous that those commie Norks or those hajji Persians are going to get froggy and blow some shit up. Hell, even the Ivans are getting a little jumpy of late. All I can say is, don't worry. Just love it.
Love the bomb.
Love the bomb.
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