Mad Libs With Cthulhu

Dear Diary,

Today was the most Stygian day at school! Goshro'kka - Queen of Genital Mutilation didn't speak to me all day. I ruthlessly forgot my homework for math class. My new friend X'chll'at-aa - Enemy of All That Live isn't talking to me anymore. And to top it all off, I forgot my lunch, so I had to borrow money to buy lunch. I hate borrowing money, I hate forgetting my homework, and I hate it when my friends don't talk to me! Rot your eyes!! I hope tomorrow is a better day!

This has been Mad Libs With Cthulhu.

(Inspired by: DoublePlusUndead)