Also, there's this:
Showing posts with label Video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Video. Show all posts
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Unrealistic Steven Seagal Jobs
I'm busy packing for my move next weekend but I thought I'd throw a little weekend silly your way. Cracked has a list (NO FUCKING WAY!) of the least plausible Steven Seagal jobs.
Also, there's this:
Also, there's this:
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Weekend Video: Hancock Trailer
I am, in general, a big Will Smith fan and this movie looks pretty entertaining. I just watched I Am Legend last night and it was great other than the ridiculous computer-generated 'zombies.'
Have a good, lazy weekend. I wish I was.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Moron of the Day: Are You Sure You Want It Back?
Via Gizmodo I find the well-earned Moron of the Day:
This reminds me of my brother's 2nd or 3rd birthday party at Chuck "E" Cheese's. The whole family along with many family friends and young children filled the place for pizza and gaming and everyone was having a ball. We left my brother playing skee-ball for a moment but were soon called by frantic staff members.
There my brother laid, bleeding profusely from the head on the ground next to the skee-ball ramp. To this day we have no fucking clue how he did it but it required several stitches which were administered in the sterile environment of the kitchen.
Yes, the kitchen. I am not shitting you.
So, I guess I have to admit that this moron may not be medically retarded as my brother is in graduate school and he managed to injure himself in a way that could only be called moronic.
Anyone else have any stupid stories involving the moronic injury of family or friends? Throw them in the comments.
This reminds me of my brother's 2nd or 3rd birthday party at Chuck "E" Cheese's. The whole family along with many family friends and young children filled the place for pizza and gaming and everyone was having a ball. We left my brother playing skee-ball for a moment but were soon called by frantic staff members.
There my brother laid, bleeding profusely from the head on the ground next to the skee-ball ramp. To this day we have no fucking clue how he did it but it required several stitches which were administered in the sterile environment of the kitchen.
Yes, the kitchen. I am not shitting you.
So, I guess I have to admit that this moron may not be medically retarded as my brother is in graduate school and he managed to injure himself in a way that could only be called moronic.
Anyone else have any stupid stories involving the moronic injury of family or friends? Throw them in the comments.
What Do You Do For An Encore?
Yesterday Rachel Lucas took leave of her senses and linked me resulting in the busiest day in Moron Pundit history! Of course, now I'm motivated to write an especially insightful piece to capitalize on my new found blog fame!
Problem is, I've got nothing. Fucking goose egg. I've got to catch up at work and taking care of my daughter in the mornings and afternoons leaves little time for gallivanting around the Internet.
But you know your Moron Pundit, he's always got you covered.
That's right; explosions and cursing:
Oh, and I haven't even gotten any hate mail! What's the point of writing inflammatory posts when nobody threatens me or calls me a misogynistic caveman?
Disappointing.
Problem is, I've got nothing. Fucking goose egg. I've got to catch up at work and taking care of my daughter in the mornings and afternoons leaves little time for gallivanting around the Internet.
But you know your Moron Pundit, he's always got you covered.
That's right; explosions and cursing:
Oh, and I haven't even gotten any hate mail! What's the point of writing inflammatory posts when nobody threatens me or calls me a misogynistic caveman?
Disappointing.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Last Flight From Da Nang
In 1975, the last flights left Da Nang, dooming millions to torture, starvation, slavery and death. It would make me so proud as an American if we allowed a repeat performance in Baghdad.
Desperation is not nearly powerful enough of a word to describe what you are about to see. Un-fucking-believable.
(h/t: Fark)
Desperation is not nearly powerful enough of a word to describe what you are about to see. Un-fucking-believable.
(h/t: Fark)
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Greatest. Fucking. Rock. Video.
EVAR.
I give you - Vinnie Vincent Invasion: Boyz Are Gonna Rock
There was a time I thought Life at the Outpost was the nexus of all super-queer Internet videos could offer but two things about this VVI (yeah, they warrant an acronym) video set is so far above the competition that it may never be eclipsed.
Is it the ridiculously epic 80's metal hair? Is it the tights? The screaming? The jumping around on stage? The brain-fuckingly awesome shredding on the flying V's?
No. None of those things.
First, the super-ripped, shirtless drummer has installed two cymbals to his rear in order to pull off a perfectly executed flexing-rear-crash! You simply have NO IDEA how rare this maneuver is in the Rock Wild.
Is that not enough for you to fucking seizure to death in awe of it's mind-numbing awesomeness?
No? Then wait until the end to feast your eyes on RANDOM GUY ON FIRE!
That's fucking right. RANDOM GUY ON FIRE running across the stage.
I know, you need new pants.
You're welcome.
I give you - Vinnie Vincent Invasion: Boyz Are Gonna Rock
There was a time I thought Life at the Outpost was the nexus of all super-queer Internet videos could offer but two things about this VVI (yeah, they warrant an acronym) video set is so far above the competition that it may never be eclipsed.
Is it the ridiculously epic 80's metal hair? Is it the tights? The screaming? The jumping around on stage? The brain-fuckingly awesome shredding on the flying V's?
No. None of those things.
First, the super-ripped, shirtless drummer has installed two cymbals to his rear in order to pull off a perfectly executed flexing-rear-crash! You simply have NO IDEA how rare this maneuver is in the Rock Wild.
Is that not enough for you to fucking seizure to death in awe of it's mind-numbing awesomeness?
No? Then wait until the end to feast your eyes on RANDOM GUY ON FIRE!
That's fucking right. RANDOM GUY ON FIRE running across the stage.
I know, you need new pants.
You're welcome.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Happy Buy A Gun Day!
That's, right! Buy a Gun Day!
What could possibly make paying your taxes more enjoyable than taking whatever money the government deems you worthy of keeping and purchasing something like this:
Or maybe something like this?
Of course, sometimes our tax dollars are spent wisely... for example when used to develop something like this:
Or this:
Sexy.
Happy Buy a Gun (Gun Pr0n) Day! In case you missed it, here is my recommendation for the official song.
What could possibly make paying your taxes more enjoyable than taking whatever money the government deems you worthy of keeping and purchasing something like this:
Or maybe something like this?
Of course, sometimes our tax dollars are spent wisely... for example when used to develop something like this:
Or this:
Sexy.
Happy Buy a Gun (Gun Pr0n) Day! In case you missed it, here is my recommendation for the official song.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
It turns out...
I may have a lot of psychological problems.
Today Now! Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography
Oh, I think that's without question.
Today Now! Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography
Oh, I think that's without question.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Huckabee Does Funny
I would never vote for him but anyone that can make fun of themselves to that level is okay in my book.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Hitler the Cowboys Fan
This is all over but super awesome. You'll thank me if you watch it all the way through.
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