Advances In Pie Defense

Michelle Obama can pry my piece of the pie from my cold dead fingers.


Update: I feel this picture is not properly attributed so here is the originator of the picture.

If you stop by here, stop by there. She's got some good stuff.

Happy Buy A Gun Day!

That's, right! Buy a Gun Day!
What could possibly make paying your taxes more enjoyable than taking whatever money the government deems you worthy of keeping and purchasing something like this:

Or maybe something like this?

Of course, sometimes our tax dollars are spent wisely... for example when used to develop something like this:

Or this:

Sexy.

Happy Buy a Gun (Gun Pr0n) Day! In case you missed it, here is my recommendation for the official song.

Priorities

This guy had them straight:

A German man was such an avid collector of weapons and other paraphernalia that he ran out of space at home and had to sleep in a hotel, neighbors said following the 71-year-old's death.

Executors found an arsenal of weaponry and assorted goods at the man's two-story home in the western city of Aachen, police said on Wednesday.

"There were 71 guns -- one for each year of his life," said police spokesman Paul Kemen. "He also had 41 cases of ammunition and five walking sticks fitted with retractable blades."

And this is interesting:

No heirs have yet been found for the man, police said.

Looks like it is time for a name change and a flight to Aachen. I need to get my inherit on.