Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Perfect War Game

This article at Cracked is excellent. Pretty much nails why I'd never want to be President during a war:
7. I want my Mission Objectives to change every 30 seconds, without anyone letting me know. I want little talking heads to pop up on my screen--commanders, politicians, allies, military intelligence--each giving me different sets of victory parameters, all of them conflicting and many of them written in bullshit ass-covering doublespeak.



Well, actually, I'd love to be President. I'll explain my list of pros and cons later.

1 comment:

chaika said...

David Wong is a brilliant son of a bitch.