Moron Pundit's 100th Postravaganza!

I defy you to contain your Moron-Mania! In addition to a least 500 words of rambling incoherence, we've got a new Null Pointer™ 'comic' and at least one two three pictures videos actual nuclear explosions!

We've got 'em tall, colorful and skinny:

Supermodel Nuclear Explosion says: "I'm on a water-vapor diet..."
We've got 'em short, fat and retro:

Fat Trucker Nuclear Explosion Says: "Mmm.... mothballed navy ships...got any gravy for these?"

Hell, we've got 'em by the dozen:

I sure hope all these explosions distract you from the complete lack of talent and original content.
When I started this blog all those days ago, I had a dream; to pollute the airwaves with flagrant profanity and pointless images of explosions. I think we can all agree that I have achieved my fucking goal. I also intended to write many more rants along the way but school and work have collaborated to extract from me any creativity or free time leaving me an empty husk of a moron. Fortunately for you, school ends on December 17th and I'll really be able to start pumping out the sewage.

In all seriousness, I've been lucky to have made some friends early on including Dan Collins, Chaika, Nicholas Packwood and the boys at Boots and Sabers. I look forward to eventually producing content that rates the interest I've already generated. New Null Pointer coming later today.

Update: Contain your excitement! Its Null Pointer #2: