Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Greatest. Fucking. Rock. Video.

EVAR.

I give you - Vinnie Vincent Invasion: Boyz Are Gonna Rock


There was a time I thought Life at the Outpost was the nexus of all super-queer Internet videos could offer but two things about this VVI (yeah, they warrant an acronym) video set is so far above the competition that it may never be eclipsed.

Is it the ridiculously epic 80's metal hair? Is it the tights? The screaming? The jumping around on stage? The brain-fuckingly awesome shredding on the flying V's?

No. None of those things.

First, the super-ripped, shirtless drummer has installed two cymbals to his rear in order to pull off a perfectly executed flexing-rear-crash! You simply have NO IDEA how rare this maneuver is in the Rock Wild.

Is that not enough for you to fucking seizure to death in awe of it's mind-numbing awesomeness?

No? Then wait until the end to feast your eyes on RANDOM GUY ON FIRE!

That's fucking right. RANDOM GUY ON FIRE running across the stage.

I know, you need new pants.

You're welcome.

1 comment:

Keith said...

Holy fucking shit. He played the guitar with his fucking tongue, and then he stuck his guitar through the amp, and there was an explosion, and then that guy was ON FUCKING FIRE.

That rocked my balls off.