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4 comments:
I don't understand the question.
Aww, that's adorable.
Call today!
My main webhost is something like that. French Canadian Unix geeks. Holy cow! I can't believe how much I pay those jerks to be rude to me and blow off my emails, but they bill quarterly and I haven't gotten around to migrating everything over to nice vanilla Bluehost.
You mean you can actually contact the Lords of the Inranets DIRECTLY? I thought that my lowly position denoted that all communications to them would not in fact be ignored but would anger the man-gods and cause them to afflict me with some kind of blight.
LEarn something new every day I guess.
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