Thursday, May 15, 2008

You've Got Mail

Dear Blog,
 
It's me, your old pal Moron Pundit.  Just thought I'd check in from work and have you post this letter to the blog.  I know you are used to a more intimiate interface but I thought I'd try posting by electronic mail (it's on COMPUTERS now!)
 
Since you'll be automatically putting this on the site, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't format this all shitty so I looked like a retard.  I know I am a retard, I just don't want to look like one.  Also, I'd prefer that you don't insert a bunch of blank space or leave any tags open that might cause the entire page to explode like Michael Moore's enormous head in Team America.
 
Wasn't that a great fucking movie, by the way?  Yes, I enjoyed it, too.  I especially enjoyed the parts where loudmouth, Hollywood fucksticks got brutally murdered in numerous, creative ways.  I also liked all the poop and vomit humor.
 
One last thing, Blog.  Could you please stop sucking so much?  I'd really like it if people came to read you and didn't end up projectile vomiting all over their fancy new LCD monitors. 
 
Sincerely,
Moron Pundit

4 comments:

Stashiu3 said...

Apparently, your blog is pretty smart 'cuz that looks good.

Old Iron said...

Hahahaha!!! When did being nice to a blog get it to play right?

Firm hand, friend. You gotta establish who is alpha male in this relationship.

doubleplusundead said...

That's right, you gotta show your blog the pimphand.

Moron Pundit said...

I thought you attracted more flies with honey than vinegar.

Wait a fucking minute. Who wants to attract flies? What a stupid fucking statement.