Thursday, May 8, 2008

Profile Creepy People Today!

A pedophile is wanted internationally and they just caught him. That's not what I want to talk about. Here's his picture:

Seriously, if you walked past that guy on the street wouldn't you hold your child's hand a little tighter? I think it is high time we start criminally profiling creepy looking people. I said it.

Would you like to share a long walk on the beach with this guy?


Would you invite this guy to your 4th of July barbecue?



No. You wouldn't because they look fucking creepy. I propose legislation that will allow investigation and surveillance of people who score above 5 out of 10 on the Fucking Creepy scale of appearance. It's not like the discrimination will hurt them - they're too ugly and socially incompetent to be really happy anyway. They might even like the attention!

Don't worry, Ace, you're only at a 4.

5 comments:

bmac said...

Where the hell did you find that picture of Ace?

Moron Pundit said...

I looked long and hard, that's where!

I'm a google fucking ninja.

Tushar said...

LOL! Ace looks more cuddly than creepy.

Attila said...

John Hawkins on Ace at CPAC.

http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/02/cpac_update_ace_gets_the_blogg.php

Yeah, I know, you've already seen it:

So, after lunch, I head over to catch Ace from Ace of Spades HQ getting a blogger of the year award.

Ace runs a pretty wild blog, uses a lot of profanity, and so I'm thinking, "Hey, here's a great opportunity for a 'Coulter' moment. Ace could come out wearing a Motorhead 'Ace of Spades' t-shirt, spit beer into the crowd, drop a few F-bombs. This could be great!"

So, when I finally see Ace I am completely and utterly shocked because he sort of looks like Mark Steyn. But, I figure, "Hey, maybe the guy is just dressed up for the convention, you know like a thug who gets dressed up for court."

Attila said...

Let's try the link this way.