Moron of the Day: M-O-O-N, That Spells Moron*

I'm pretty sure this guy reads my blog:

The man pointed to the moon and asked, "Is that a half moon?" the officer said in the report.

"I asked the defendant if he dialed 911 to ask the question," the officer said in the report. "The man said he did."

 

He later asked philosophically, "I wonder who owns that moon" to which the officer responded with a poem:

 

The Moon laughs knowingly.

The Moon laughts.

The Moon.

The.

 

They are now moving to California to get married.

 

* - This post is untrue almost in its entirety.