Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fuck the Republicans: Where do we go from here?


dpud demonstrates just how completely useless the Republican party has become:
Okay, how pitiful is it that MSNBC of all places has a better understanding of what the problem is than the NRCC?

Let Rome burn.


Ok. I'm with you guys. Fuck the Republican Party. But we need to have a conservative party and with the inevitable wreckage caused by the implosion of a century old party we'll need to start a new one.

Is that even feasible? Do we abandon the ENTIRE party or just McCain?

Can the country recover from Obama as President and a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a 2/3 majority in the house?

What about at the state and local level? Surely we don't abandon that because it would allow them to pass fucking AMENDMENTS at will and we certainly can't have that.

I'm not being devil's advocate. I'm fucking tired of the Republicans. Now where do we go instead?

Let's be honest, a total abandoning of the Republican party by its conservative base would give hyper-majorities to the Democrats and I don't have to tell you what that looks like:


WE HAVE PUT THE REINS OF POWER IN THE HANDS OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!1111


Oh, I'm sorry about that but it had to be done. Look on the bright side, if you ever suffer from priapism you've got a handy cure.

Anyway, Captain Cheer and Light and the Socialism Brigade can't be allowed unfettered access to the reins of power. That She-Man Capitalism-Hater's Club would quickly get into shenanigans that would be less adorable than catastrophic.

Like I said, I'm all for the deep sixing the Republican Party (I don't draw penises willy-nilly, you know) but we need an intelligent alternative.

What do you think?

P.S.: Yes, I'm still giggling about those pictures. It's like I'm five.

3 comments:

bmac said...

Dude, there should be a whole blog devoted only to drawing cocks on peoples faces.

Moron Pundit said...

You know what, I'm sensing a theme around here.

bmac said...

Oh, by the way, in relevance to the actual post, we need a Conservative Party.

But good luck, as conservative are notoriously un-supportive of each other in the political arena.

Maybe just a party for conservatives, you know, with strippers and scotch.