You turn gay.
Here is my proof:
Take that, Einstein.
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Friday, May 2, 2008
Ask A Moron: Ask a Stupid Person, Get a Stupid Answer
bmac asks: If your driving at the speed of light (let's assume you could drive a car at the speed of light), and you turn your headlights on, will anything happen?
You turn gay.
Here is my proof:
Take that, Einstein.
In order to keep Ask A Moron a regular feature I need questions from you, my readers. Please put your questions, any question at all, in the comments or e-mail them to me.
You turn gay.
Here is my proof:
Take that, Einstein.
In order to keep Ask A Moron a regular feature I need questions from you, my readers. Please put your questions, any question at all, in the comments or e-mail them to me.
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I came up with metro-sexual, but I see from your calculations, I totally neglected the assbitr sqaured.
Stupid relativity.
Thanks!
For a while it looked like it was going to come out pillowbiter squared which would have been some new form of Homosexuality of Mass Destruction.
"I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."
Absolute genius. I bow before your mathmatical might.
Feh!! The car clearly has it's highbeams on... which throws most of the calculations off. I question the timing.
Maybe you need a timing light!
(heh)
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