Friday, May 2, 2008

Ask A Moron: Ask a Stupid Person, Get a Stupid Answer

bmac asks: If your driving at the speed of light (let's assume you could drive a car at the speed of light), and you turn your headlights on, will anything happen?

You turn gay.

Here is my proof:

Take that, Einstein.

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bmac said...

I came up with metro-sexual, but I see from your calculations, I totally neglected the assbitr sqaured.

Stupid relativity.


Moron Pundit said...

For a while it looked like it was going to come out pillowbiter squared which would have been some new form of Homosexuality of Mass Destruction.

"I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."

Old Iron said...

Absolute genius. I bow before your mathmatical might.

Stashiu3 said...

Feh!! The car clearly has it's highbeams on... which throws most of the calculations off. I question the timing.

Stashiu3 said...

Maybe you need a timing light!