Monday, April 7, 2008

Moron of the Day: Or Is That Hero of the Day?

He is definitely living the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle™:
A Reading man whose minivan crashed after he climbed on its roof while driving about 55 miles per hour is in fair condition this weekend.

So far, so good. Doing a Teen Wolf impression at 55 miles per hour already earns you legendary status but it has a distinct problem: what do you do for an encore? Well, this might work:
Police in West Reading say the 38-year-old man later stripped naked and led them on a chase along the highway.

Awesomely awesome.

The most astounding part of the story? You won't even believe it:
Authorities are not identifying the man, who is not charged.

Reading is AOS Moron Shangri-La!

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