Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Brett Favre Returns For Another Season!


This just in, Brett Favre is coming back for another season at the Green Bay Packers. As a Bears fan, this is a nightmare as the playoff-worthy Packers will definitely make another run for the Super Bowl.

We just can't fucking win!

1 comment:

Moron Pundit said...

A man walks up to the Green Bay ticket counter and says "Good morning, I'd like to purchase some Packers tickets. I just can't wait to see Brett Favre play!"

"I'm sorry, sir, he doesn't play here anymore," says the ticket salesman.

A week later, the same man walks to the ticket booth and says "Good morning, I'd like to purchase Packer tickets so I can see the legend Brett Favre in action!"

"Sir, I told you Brett Favre retired. He doesn't play here anymore," says the ticket clerk.

The following week, the man appears again with a smile on his face and eagerly says, "My good man, I'd love to purchase some Packer tickets and maybe catch a last glimpse of Brett Favre's magical abilities!"

"Sir, for the last time, Brett Favre doesn't play here anymore!!!"

"I know," said the man, "I just love driving from Chicago to hear you say it!"

April fools you motherfucking Cheeseheads!