God damn you, Al Gore! Why the fuck did you have to pick the second day of Spring to visit Wisconsin? As everyone well knows, your arrival is predicted to bury us in over a foot of snow! Why the hell can't you just stay with your precious polar bears in the Arctic? I'm sure you're disturbing Gaia rage will keep you warm during those long winter nights.
Pros: I get to leave work at 1:00 instead of 4:30 because of the weather.
Cons: I had a hot date that will now be cancelled and getting off work early doesn't really help much when it should take me 3 hours to get home.
I fucking hate you, Al Gore.
Spring Greetings from Kenosha, WI!
2 comments:
That bastard!
No wonder. South of the border we're getting enough of it, but I hear you're getting it worse. I'll have to shovel my car off again before I can drive home.
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