If your path leads you to interstates 94 or 894 while driving in, around or south of Milwaukee please proceed in an orderly fashion to the right two lanes. It has been my experience that you are incapable of maintaining any speed or even remaining withing 10 mph of a given speed. These variances combined with your propensity for driving slower than the speed limit have made it clear that you cannot bear the awesome responsibility of life in the fast lane.
Your cooperation is appreciated in this matter.
P.S. I would vociferously condemn you as the worst drivers in the world but that honor is clearly reserved for the drivers of Las Vegas. Where else could I have witnessed someone do a complete 360 on the strip after the most gentle misting mother nature can produce.
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