Monday, May 12, 2008

World's Sexiest Newscaster

I'm not sure I agree with this but I can tell you who it's not. Greta Van Susteren:

Sorry about the retinal damage - Ed.

I try not to make fun of people based solely on appearance but considering that I hate her 'newscasting' in every way, it is fair game. Every time I see her trucker mouth talking sideways about missing children I feel like headbutting a stucco wall.

Anyway, here is my vote for hottest newscaster:

Julie Banderas from Fox News. Yowza.


bmac said...


Maybe you should switch the pictures, you know, so people will not run screaming from your blog.

Greta truly has a face made for radio. Why anyone would willingly put that mess on television is beyond me.

It's not even like she's a good anchor. I've seen her try to interview someone other than a grieving mother, and like her face, it wasn't pretty.

Moron Pundit said...

Sorry about that, bmac. I thought I'd give you the bad news first and then place a soothing balm of Banderas on your retinas after.

I'd like to 'send it back to her in the studio' if you know what I mean.

Jonn Lilyea said...

Yeah...Julie Banderas has been my heartthrob since I first laid eyes on her. Good choice.

Moron Pundit said...

The awesome/sad thing is that I find her a billion times hotter in motion than in that picture.

She's robohot.

DMoss said...

Photoshopping Mel Gibson's face onto Greta was pure genius.