Monday, May 19, 2008

Nothing Going On

The news is about as exciting as a Hannah Montana autobiography so you're going to get a whole lot of fucking nothing from me today.  I hear that two more of our nation's 58 states are having primaries tomorrow and that Hillary? may actually be catching Obama in Oregon. 
She won't.  It's more likely Blue Thunder beats Airwolf in a fight.  No fucking way.
If you're bored, there is a several thousand word monstrosity of an Ask a Moron below.  Fucking zombies.

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