Monday, May 5, 2008

Beware: Celebrity Endorsement

A guest spot from international superstar Wilson


As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you, even though I'm known to be full of hot air. Get it? You fucking get that? I'm a fucking BALL. AND FUCKING SELF-DEPRECATING!

Fuck it, never mind. It's not funny if you have to explain it.

Anyway, I'm endorsing Hillary Clinton for President in 2008. One of the reasons I feel comfortable with her as President of the United States is that she has no history of being orally aggressive with balls. As we all know, I was rather seriously abused by Tom Hanks on a desert island before he went on to play with his own balls for a while on a recent YouTube video.


A guest spot from international superstar Hooch


I may eagerly eat my own puke and shake hands by sniffing ass but I know I want Ron Paul to be the next President of the United States.

Why?

We have a similar philosophy on drooling and chewing on furniture.

2 comments:

bmac said...

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!

(Wilson is gay)

Old Iron said...

Awesome!

(Wilson also like anal beads)