Saint Rachel (Open Blog)

In her attempt at Total World Domination, it appears that Rachel is seeking to become a Saint:

Dig this: Sunny has lost another pound and I am — wait for it — starting to see her girlish silhouette again. She has been shaped like a sausage for so many years, I forgot what she looked like with a little indentation around the hips. It’s kind of a miracle and I’m considering phoning the Pope to let him know.

If the Pope asks, I wholeheartedly endorse Rachl Lukis as a Saint but what are her other two miracles?

Also, she would be the Patron Saint of what?'

I vote Patron Saint of Dog Costumes.