Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Moron of the Day: How much for that doggie in the window?

Wait, not doggie; cheetah:
[W]hile Paris [Hilton] was [in Cape Town], she was obsessed with how much everything cost: "That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Seriously? At this point I have to let on that I secretly suspect this is at least 40% an act on Paris's part. I find it incredible that someone with her genes and privilege could be so awe-inspiringly fucking stupid.

For example, if you'd been to Africa on multiple occasions it would be pretty difficult to say this with a straight face:
I LOVE Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.

On the other hand, 30 brilliant Hollywood writers couldn't script better dialogue for an idiot character. It is almost too perfect. Suspiciously perfect.

I'm on to you, Paris.


TRM said...

Paris kept burping some substance in the episode.... ma & pa must be proud....

Moron Pundit said...

Yeah... disgusting... but probably accurate.