Barack Obama is sitting in the White House when he has an idea and decides to call the Queen of England.
"Good morning, your majesty, I've decided something! America is a Kingdom now!" says Barack.
"Why Mr. Obama, you aren't a King so you can't call America a Kingdom," replies the Queen.
"Well, what if I made America an Empire?" Barack asked.
"Why Mr. Obama, you aren't an emperor either so you can't call America an Empire," she replied.
"Well, what if I called America a Principality?" he asked, disgruntled.
"Of course, Mr. Obama, you aren't a Prince so you can't call America a Principality."
"Well, what should I do then, your majesty?" said Barack.
"Since you're in charge, I'd suggest you keep calling America a Country."
Imagine if I'd told that joke about Hillary Clinton!
*This joke is adapted (stolen) from an Australian comedian's joke I heard on XM so if you know his name, call me out.
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