Monday, March 17, 2008

Evidence Mounting

Has Charlie Sheen slept with every hooker in America?

Missed Opportunity Update: I definitely should have titled this post "Mounting Evidence" considering "Kristen's" place of honor at the center of a federal investigation. Fuckity Fuck.

Missed Opportunity Update Again: I'm really off my game today. I clearly should have described "Kristen's" place of honor as being "bent over the table" of a federal investigation. Good thing I never claimed to be anything more than a simple moron with a keyboard.

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