Unsolicited Commuter Observation

To the white-knuckled woman driving the VW covered in liberal bumper stickers:

While I appreciate the abject horror you endure while driving on the freeway, might I make a suggestion; The practice of driving nearly twenty miles per hour less than the speed limit in the fast lane during rush hour only increases the likelihood that you will die a horrible, flaming death while trapped in the wreckage of what was, just seconds ago, your normal life. If you truly find it necessary to park your car on the freeway, might I suggest the right lane. At the very least, the rear-impact force would be diminished as the vehicle that rammed you would only be going 35.

Just throwing that out there.