Mr. or Mrs. Cement Truck Driver:
I was the red car stuck behind you on westbound I-94 this morning at around 7:47 AM.
It is my opinion that you may want to rethink your use of the interstate for future travel. It seems to me that your vehicle is underpowered for the purpose of attaining and maintaining the posted freeway speed of 65 miles per hour. It occurs to me that it may be in your best interest to use the delightful county and state highways provided at taxpayer expense. Please consider my recommendation.
Cheers,
Moron Pundit
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2 comments:
Don't tell these fuckers to go on the back roads! I get behind one of these ass hats every damn day. At least when you're on the expressway you have more than one f-ing lane! Its impossible for me to stay calm when I am driving under the speed limit and I can't pass anyone.
Hey, screaming about your problems until they become someone else's has become the American way... so shove it!
Besides, these would be WISCONSIN back roads. Not your lovely Outlying Islands roads.
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