Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Conversations I Have In My Head: Tailgating

Man Driving Pickup Truck - Hey, you mind backing off my ass a bit? Don't you get worried you're going to hit me?

Me - Well, isn't it obvious from my bemused grin that I'm not worried? Besides, how the hell could I possibly hit you?

Man Driving Pickup Truck - Well, what if I slow down really quickly?

Me - Judging by your driving, I don't think you could do anything that quickly. Except have sex. Ooohhh Sick burn!

Man Driving Pickup Truck - ...

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