Showing posts with label Retardity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retardity. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

Ministry of Shit Only Retards Can Believe

Rev. Wright is a true patriot:
"The whole point to Dr. Wright's sermons is to how do you make America a better America. If anything he's a true patriot," Hopkins said.

I fail to see how having God damn America (I have to assume he meant that literally as he is a true believer*) would make America better. Maybe he hangs out with Kos diarists (not too big of a fucking stretch, I know) and thinks it would make America better if it invaded and occupied.

Well, I'd like to have it be known that I want Wright's life to be better. God damn Wright. Also, I want the lives of all black Americans to be better. God damn black Americans**.

Fucking ridiculous. What a retarded clown. Him and every one of his asshatted parishioner's.

* - In Black Jeebus.

** - For the irony challenged (i.e. retards), I obviously don't want God to damn black Americans. Like I (or Reverand Footatarian) have the power to call down divine punishment anyway. Besides, calling for the damnation of merely 14% of the American population is surely less controversial than damning all of them.

That's just science.

Update: A similar argument is made here.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Theme of This Blog

Well, not only is the reason I couldn't think of a theme in the title of this blog but the THEME is there as well.

From now on, this blog is going to focus on... morons. Stupid people. Idiot fucking celebrities and politicians and the stupid bullshit they say and do every motherfucking day.

And yes, tons of profanity.

Grand! Now if only I could pursue this line of blogging at work.

Stay tuned. This space is about to explode with Retardity™!